Urban Dictionary describe "Patrick" as:
All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww shit... leave it alone, that f***er will kill you"
"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"
Makes me think of this song:
Now I know I'm not the most optimistic person in the world, but I'm pretty sure not every guy name Patrick would show up at a bar, club or the supermarket and women drops their clothes. Call that from personal experience. But just in case dress I plan on wearing full football gear while playing the clarinet and quoting from the Bible.
Eat your heart out Patrick Dempesy.
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